i’ve spent most of today dancing in my living room to this song on repeat.
she was not the cure for cancer
and all my questions still ask for answers
there is nothing like someone new
and this girl, she was nothing like you
-srd
i’ve spent most of today dancing in my living room to this song on repeat.
she was not the cure for cancer
and all my questions still ask for answers
there is nothing like someone new
and this girl, she was nothing like you
-srd
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those are the nike lunarglide+ 2′s i grabbed today. i’m already running faster. 5K in september, son.
a little backstory: about a month or so ago, for reasons i won’t get into here, i lost about 15 pounds. consuming nothing but cigarettes and vitamin water’ll do that i suppose.
once i came out of the woods i decided i wanted keep that weight off. seeing as stress-induced starvation isn’t exactly sustainable, i quit smoking and started running. and with every mile i feel stronger. safer. more myself again.
my lungs are the only thing holding me back. i’ve been pumping them full of tar for the better part of 8 years. now i’m 20 days out, cold turkey, nicotine free.
it feels good.
i feel good.
-srd
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this oil spill is a fucking disaster, no arguing that. and we can get mad at bp for their negligence or at obama for his perceived mishandling of the situation. but what i’m really pissed about, aside from the obvious, is the fact that it’s 2010 and we’re still burning shit we find in the ground for energy.
seriously? this goes beyond oil too. it’s coal, or switchgrass, or french-fry grease. the car has been around, in some form or another, for like 150 years. to this day, almost every car on the planet burns shit to run. same goes with the majority of our power plants. everyone who grew up watching science fiction should be ashamed. we should have anti-matter reactors or dilithium crystals or some other crazy nonsense that truly changes the game. instead we have multi-billion dollar companies sitting around saying, “how can we burn shit better?”
how about, “hmmm, maybe we should try something other than burning shit we find in the ground.”
“naw. that sounds like a lot of work.”
brilliant.
-srd
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by now you’ve probably heard of the bros icing bros meme. i’ve iced a bro, and been iced by a bro (technically a sis). essentially, if a bro hands you a smirnoff ice, you have to take a knee and chug it. but if you happen to have an ice on you, and why wouldn’t you, you can counter-ice the attempted icer and now said bro has to chug both ices. it’s retarded and kinda hilarious.
naturally, the internets are alive with conspiracy theories claiming this is all a viral marketing hoax perpetrated by smirnoff to boost sales. that’s almost as ridiculous as the game itself.
first off, smirnoff is not that smart. second, they’re also not that stupid. look at their most recent ad campaign:
the goal is to position smirnoff ice as the cool drink that creates memories amongst friends. tell me how that jives with a guerilla marketing campaign predicated on the idea that smirnoff ice is both disgusting and girly. it doesn’t. and no company, no matter how savvy they want to be, would willingly disparage it’s own product to increase sales. it’s bad branding and it’s bad business, a short-term gain that creates an even bigger image problem down the road.
bros might be buying more smirnoff ice right now, but it’s to punish their friends by making them drunk a bottle of gut-rot. the product is still regarded as shit and this supposed viral marketing campaign has done nothing to change that image. in fact, it’s reinforcing it. brilliant move, smirnoff.
more likely than not, it’s just some stupid game of frat-boy nut-punching that’s been co-opted by hipsters. you’re all giving smirnoff way too much credit here. or not enough.
next you’re going to try to tell me that the milk challenge was cooked up by the dairy council.
-srd
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so i know you’ve been asking yourself, “how does my ironic mustache rank the star trek movies?” you definitely haven’t been asking that, but i was super tired on saturday (read: hungover), so i watched a bunch of them again. they’re mostly awesome, but here’s my official ranking.
1. star trek 2: the wrath of kahn – this is a no-brainer. it’s undeniably the best of the series and can even be enjoyed by the non-trekkie. plus, if’s heavily referenced in seinfeld, so that’s always a plus.
2. star trek (2009) – controversial! plenty of trekkies hate on this one. those people are idiots. j.j. abrams took a dead franchise and showed everyone how cool star trek could be with the right hand.
3. star trek 6: the undiscovered country – i’ll always have a soft spot for this one as it’s the first i saw in the theaters with my mom. it’s a great send-off for the original cast and nice little thriller to boot.
4. star trek: first contact – i grew up on tng so it’s was nice to finally see that crew get a proper movie. it’s essentially a zombies in space tale. add time travel and you’re in good shape.
5. star trek 4: the voyage home - speaking of time travel, this one never ceases to make my laugh. sure it’s silly, but it’s a so much fun. also, spock mind-melds with a whale. so there’s that.
6. star trek 3: the search for spock – it’s kind of a big reset button, but it had to happen. it gets you there with minimal muss and sets up 4 and 6 pretty well. i could do without christopher lloyd though.
7. star trek: insurrection – this is where the suck starts. it would’ve made a good two-part episode, but as a movie it’s pretty flat. still, there’s a enough in there for it to not be a total waste.
8. star trek: generations – yikes. it’s kind of a downer all around, kind of embarrassing for shatner, koening, and doohan, and kind of a tonal mess. plus, data + emotion chip = guhhhhhh.
9. star trek: nemesis - i’ve actually seen this one the least amount of times, but i can see the massive problems with it. kinda wish the tng crew went out on a better note.
10. star trek 5: the final frontier – i said “yikes” before, but man oh man, YIKES. the only redeeming aspect is the “what does god need with a starship?” line. and spock’s rocket boots.
11. star trek: the motion picture – i think i’m the only one that truly hates this movie. it’s just so god-damned boring. i literally can’t sit through it. every other movie just decimated it.
if there were ever an appropriate post for the “never getting laid” tag, this is.
live long and prosper, nerds.
-srd
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ok, so who else has been seeing this chick on every damn website across the interwebz?
does she actually exist? like, obviously she doesn’t work for consumertipdigest.org, but is it just a stock photo of some chick in front of a fake newsroom, or does she actually work at some shitty local affiliate in fresno and every crappy internet ad company just cribbs her permanently mid-word visage? here’s another one i grabbed this morning from /film:
oh newsgirl, is there any report that’s not special to you?
-srd
updated: she’s real, and she’s an actual journalist. also, the hottest woman in the world, according to french fhm. special thanks to andrew for his crack detective work.
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…on netflix!
it came to my attention that i only have one friend on netflix. and while ali and i have a staggering 81% similarity, i’d like to see where we all line up. so add me by making with the clicky.
-srd
updated: make sure to fill out your profile (or at least your name) so i know who the hell you are.
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i shot this walking around my neighborhood yesterday afternoon. i wanted to experiment with getting some shallow depth of field with my hv30. also, i’m shit at color grading so i wanted to practice with a bunch of different looks. i particularly like the metal handrail outside my apartment and the fire hydrant. watch it embedded below, or click through to vimeo to watch it in hd.
-srd
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Tagged: canon, filmmaking, grand rapids, hv30, midtown
this is where i’m supposed to talk about my new years resolutions, where i talk about quitting smoking or losing weight. these are things that i’m doing. but that’s not what i’m going to talk about.
i want to talk about this girl.
see, there’s this girl that i love. i’ve loved her almost as long as i’ve known her, though i haven’t always known it. i loved her two years ago, i love her today, and i’ll love her a hundred years from today.
this past spring she finally came back to me. and i was the happiest i’ve been in my whole life.
then i threw that all away. because i’m arrogant. because i’m selfish. because i’m kind of a dick a lot of the time. because i care more about being funny than being kind. because i didn’t love her the way she loved me, wholly. people have tried to tell me all of this in the past, but i was able to write them off because in the grand scheme of things, i always think i’m right and everyone else is wrong.
i’m wrong, and everyone else is right.
and when it comes down to it, i’m not just talking about this girl, though she’s the one who finally got me to see who i am versus who i think i am, and who i can be. i’m talking about anyone who knows me and reads this silly thing. because odds are, i’ve made you feel terrible for no other reason than to make myself feel good.
that’s no way to live your life. and i’m sorry.
so this is more than a new years resolution, more than some lofty goal we dream up and then forget about by the time the snow melts. this is a shift. this a declaration. this is a call to arms.
i will be kind.
i will be a better person, a better friend, a better brother.
and you – i will love you with everything i have, with reckless abandon.
like wildfire. like devastation.
amen.
-srd
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to be honest, i don’t really care. i’m a smoker and it’s nice that i can (could, starting may 1) smoke in bars and coffeshops. but really, this was inevitable.
so i have to go outside to smoke now. big deal. maybe i’ll smoke less. maybe i’ll quit. that’s a plus, right? and from a business perspective, it makes a lot of sense.
take the meanwhile, for example. i have heard tons of people say they like that place, but it’s just too smokey. this is non-smokers and smokers alike. if you ban smoking, all of the people who don’t like smoke (but like drinking and a sweet jukebox) will probably start showing up. and the smokers? they’ll be pissy for a couple of weeks then they’ll come back. i mean, they gotta drink somewhere. did every bar in chicago close when they banned smoking there? no, they just adjusted. so did everyone else.
in a year or two, you’ll barely notice the difference. in the meantime, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.
-srd
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i get a lot of flak for working in advertising. i get told, on a somewhat regular basis, that all advertising is manipulative crap, only designed to sell shit people don’t need. the thing is, that’s absolutely true. the other thing is, it’s also absolutely true of all forms of communication.
every play, every painting, every song, every movie, every distinct form of communication is designed to do one thing: manipulate you. they’re designed to “sell” something. that’s not a bad thing. all we’re trying to do is get people to see things from our perspective. the core of all communication is essentially the same: i want you to understand ___________.
a teacher instructing an history class: i want you to understand the cause and effect of events and how to use that information to make better decisions in the future.
telling a joke: i want you to understand that this is funny, this is a common thread we share, our laughter in this, and i want you to like me for it.
a painting: i want you to understand how i see the world.
a movie: i want you to understand these characters and how they reflect a little bit of all of us.
a advertisement: i want you to understand that coca cola tastes good.
every form of expression is about trying to convince people to understand. if that weren’t the case, we would have never evolved language beyond simple grunts and noises to signify danger. there’s no other point. think about any conversation you’ve ever had. what was the goal? to share your viewpoint, and try to understand someone else’s. if anything, advertising is more honest because it comes right out and says “i’m trying to convince you to do something.”
everyone, always, has ulterior motives. it’s how we survive. it would be naive to proclaim that anything you create isn’t at some level inherently selfish. again, that’s not a bad thing. why else would we demand credit for the things we do? why else would we put our names on our art? even if we didn’t, we’re still trying to manipulate someone into seeing our viewpoint, whether they know it, or we know it, or not.
roger ebert famously said, “the value of a movie is not what it’s about. it’s how it’s about what it’s about.” i think that applies to all forms communication. the value of a piece of art is not the subject matter, but how the subject matter is depicted. advertising is no different. the value of an ad is not in its motive, but its execution.
-srd
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back in march, i wrote a post entitled “you are all assholes (re: the new facebook layout).” for the life of me, i can’t remember what it was that changed about facebook that pissed everyone off. you know why? ’cause it doesn’t fucking matter.
every time facebook changes something, every god-damned time, people fucking lose their shit. dollars to god-damned doughnuts says the people who are complaining now are the same people who complained seven months ago. so, let me get this straight: you liked the old layout so much that you’re pissed that they changed it? i thought you hated the old layout? when they change it again months for now, will you be pissed again? does this not imply that you will eventually like the new layout and maybe you should calm the fuck down? no? then you’re retarded.
so read the old post and just change the date. and seriously, those of you creating groups like “bring back the old facebook” or “change it back or i’m leaving,” can take a dick. no one cares, least of all anyone who works for facebook. now if you’ll excuse me, facebook suggests i reconnect with my girlfriend’s cat. apparently we had a falling out sometime since i last saw him this morning.
-srd
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Tagged: douchebags, facebook
do you post on mlive? i’m working on a new documentary about the site and the people who click “comment” on the news stories. post here or email me at srdailey@gmail.com and let me know if you’re interested. thanks!
-srd
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here’s an official email response from micheal stevens (president of founders brewing company) regarding their decision to force the organizers of local threads to drop planned parenthood as their charity:
Founders is merely supplying the venue for the Local Threads Fashion Show, a show that showcases local artists and their works. Supporting our local community of artists is something Founders has done for years and will continue to do in the future. We did not choose the charity to support for this event, the artist group did. Once we found out about which charity was chosen, I had to step in. At Founders, we have a strict policy in regards to supporting any charity and or political affiliation. Our policy is to remain neutral and not put ourselves into any moral bias situation at all. It simply isn’t worth it for us. This is why we had to step in and choose to support the very worthy cause, Kids Food Basket. In fact, as a result of this unforeseen incident we will no longer be allowing any outside charity events to take place at our facility without our 100% voice in where the proceeds are going. Our goal is simple, make the best beer we can and focus on that and that only.
Thanks,
Mike Stevens | President
Founders Brewing Company
-srd
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Tagged: founders, planned parenthood
once again, my friend juliet has written an eloquent and insightful piece regarding a local issue here in grand rapids. i fully agree with her statement and repost it below in it’s entirety. give founders a call at 616-776-1195 to let them know how you feel about this bullshit.
-srd
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Local Threads Charity Being Changed from Planed Parenthood is an Example of GR Catering, AGAIN, To Religious Extremists
By Juliet Bennett Rylah
I have recently been informed that the annual Local Threads Fashion Show, occurring at Founders Brewing Company on September 20, has changed their charity from Planned Parenthood (the charity that has appeared on all their press releases and flyers) to Kids’ Food Basket. While Kids’ Food Basket is an amazing charity that my own events have donated money to, the reason for this change is, once again, an example of an organization being forced to cater to the religious morals of others.
I am told that when Founders received complaints about the fashion show using the money raised to support the local chapter of Planned Parenthood, Local Threads was required to change their charity.
But why? Why should a company that is locally owned and supported by many cater to the demands of a few people who have managed to acquire telephones or emails to express their discomfort? Why is Founders pandering to these people? I am a loyal customer, with a face and a name, who has a long history of drinking there, eating there and bringing my band in to play there. I have always supported Founders as a local establishment. Did Founders not consider that there are many progressive individuals that drink at their bar that would be offended by this act of bowing down?
Organizations and businesses need to STOP catering to moralists. These ridiculous shackles are what prevents our city from becoming a progressive city where people can feel free to express themselves. Planned Parenthood of Grand Rapids is an important organization that provides medical services and family planning to women. How many of us ladies have received medical support at Planned Parenthood that we could have not received anywhere else, due to our finances, age or other criteria? Planned Parenthood provides a host of vital services and it is NOT an abortion clinic, though they will refer you to many options where you are free to make your own personal choices about your body and your family.
These moralists clearly do not understand its vital role in the community, and I’ll be willing to wager that they’re not faithful beer drinkers either, but they chose to step upon an event and make demands so that their morals would be satisfied. And the worst part about it is that they were catered to.
Religious moralists have often tried to prevent things from happening in this city that don’t agree with them. They have tried to shut down many things — from the productions of Quills and Corpus Christi to the Super Happy Funtime Burlesque Show. If anyone I know doesn’t particularly care for religious, they simply don’t go to church. They don’t try to shut the churches down. So why can’t these religious folk stay out of our venues when something they disagree with is going on? Why do they feel the need to try to infringe upon our freedoms? In fact, I read some time ago that Foundesr Fest was being attacked by certain moralists who felt that if children were to see customers drinking outside, they might associate drinking with fun, therefore Founders shouldn’t be permitted to have an outdoor festival. I think anyone who has attended this festival knows that it’s a wild success, both as far as a festival goes and economically. This is another reason why it surprises me that Founders would cater to the same type of people who attempted to squash their efforts of entrepreneurship previously.
I think we, and by we, I mean you if you agree that this is ridiculous need to take a stand and not back down.
I am in no way suggesting a boycott of Local Threads or Founders. These are both great things and so is Kids’ Food Basket. But I am suggesting that we band together and express our disappointment and let Founders know, especially those of us that are loyal patrons like myself, that we also have a voice and want to be considered and that our customer base is strong enough to support any organization these religious extremists threaten to take their money away from. We need to let people know that they don’t need to cater to the religious right to be successful anymore. We have telephones and emails and social networking tools too, just like those people did. Let’s use them to show that WE also exist.
Additionally, the Charity Tribute Series at The Whiskey Lounge following the Springsteen show coming up this Friday will donate the proceeds to the local chapter of Planned Parenthood and WILL NOT back down.
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patrick swayze finally caught the ultimate wave yesterday. and in the words of special agent johnny utah, “he’s not coming back.”
it’s no secret that i’m a huge swayze fan. i even hosted “a very swayze christmas” last year at my house, a mini-swayze marathon on christmas night. what’s funny about swayze is (was?) the fact that he was both a heart-throb and a badass. reading my facebook newsfeed, the gender divide is pretty evident. the ladies will miss sam wheat and johnny castle, the men bodhi and dalton. and i think everyone can appreciate the awesomeness of his classic chippendales sketch with chris farley. he was all things to all people, and by all accounts a nice guy. he will be missed.
-srd
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quick summary: some dude named “t. mikey” was offering one of his paintings as an incentive to get people to vote for his artprize entry, which looks like something you’d see on the wall of a bad chinese restaurant.

here’s a picture of t.mikey elegantly showcasing the “t.mikey prize.”

and here’s a excerpt from the follow-up article reporting that his prize violates the rules of the competition:
T. Mikey said he got a few notes congratulating him on his cleverness, including a post on MLive from srdailey, who wrote:
“Is T. Mikey a pirate from the future?”
“That was my favorite,” T. Mikey said with a laugh. “I’m taking that one with me.”
-srd
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collin and i have been watching lost from the beginning. as you might know, i’ve never had any interest in the show. but we made a deal: i’ll watch lost with her if she’ll watch battlestar with me. best relationship ever. annnnnnnnyway, so while its far from the orgasmic heights everyone’s been telling me it is, it’s a pretty decent show. my only problem is abc’s stupid website.
ok, so abc gets props for putting the entire season online. but they lose a million points for their idiotic streaming system. everyone has ads, that’s how these systems work. if you’re smart, like hulu, then you break in for an ad (15-30 secs) and then return to the show. if you’re retarded, like abc, then you break into an ad THEN make the user click “play” again to resume the show. this seems like a minor annoyance, but believe me, by the time you’re on episode three of a lost marathon, you’re pretty pissed at the asinine way abc has squeezed a few extra seconds of ad exposure.
so i was delighted to read this piece on slashfilm today reporting that abc has added lost (and couple of other shows) to netflix watch instantly. well done. now get on hulu like the rest of the world and join the 21st century. asshats.
-srd
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Tagged: abc, battlestar galactica, hulu, lost, netflix