so this is my ironic mustache. not entirely sure why i picked that name. maybe cause it sounds kinda cool like “my mourning jacket” but also makes fun of hipsters. see, if you’ve been to wicker park or logan square in chicago lately, you’ve probably noticed an alarming trend: hipsters and waxed mustaches. i don’t get it either. but it definitely looks ridiculous, thereby making me look much better in comparison. that does me little good living in grand rapids, but i digress.
the point is, mustaches do not look cool. unless you’re solid snake. and even he’s pushing it.
-srd
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you are wrong about mustaches.
two words: geraldo rivera. four more: alex trebek pre-2001.
i seriously hate logan square. im moving as soon as i can. the mustaches are the least of our problems in this neighborhood, which include the following:
1) an alarming crime rate compared to most neighborhoods on the northwest side
2) a complete lack of diversity and culture
3) no good places to eat
4) the stupid virgin mary salt stain under the freeway on fullerton