the internets say “mountain dew,” i say “gross.”
so last summer, doritos released a top secret flavor in a mysterious grey bag. they tasted like hamburgers, that is to say, delicious. so i was excited when i stopped into the speedway around the corner from my house to find a new mystery bag: the quest!
the secret flavor this time around? ass.
cool ranch ass.
-srd
I just got them. When I opened them it looked like a salt on the outside so I thought “Mmmm, salt and vinegar, YAY!” So I took a large bit and almost puked. I looked at the website and found out that it was Mountain Dew. Eww…. What were they thinking? Save yourself the money and buy the normal ones.