everyone is bitching and moaning about the new facebook layout, so i figured i’d join in as well. my qualm with the new setup? the new feed showing me all the douchebags bitching and moaning about the new facebook layout.
you’re like the old woman at family fare that demands to see the manager because the peanut butter has moved from aisle 5 to aisle 6. no, you’re worse than that, cause facebook is a service provided to you ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE. you’re like an old woman at a soup kitchen who demands to see the manager cause the lobster bisque was too salty. it’s fucking free, asshole.
how much time are you spending on facebook that this is a major concern for you? how empty and unfulfilling is your life that this is what you choose to complain about? what the fuck is a lil’ green patch and why the hell would i want to join yours?
as far as i’m concerned, if the new facebook makes it harder for you to invite me to play pirates vs. jedi or take the “which grey’s anatomy character are you?” quiz (i’m mcdreamy, obviously), then i say right on, facebook. i applaud any leap forward in technology that makes it more difficult to be an obnoxious twit. the “ignore all invites from this friend” button is one of the finer innovations in recent months.
-srd
3 responses so far ↓
Dan // March 18, 2009 at 7:00 pm |
I wish they would go to the original version for a day. That would really freak people’s minds…
cacophonesolo // March 19, 2009 at 8:18 am |
*bisque
srdailey // March 19, 2009 at 8:22 am |
fixed. thanks, m.