you are STILL all assholes (re: the new NEW facebook layout)

back in march, i wrote a post entitled “you are all assholes (re: the new facebook layout).” for the life of me, i can’t remember what it was that changed about facebook that pissed everyone off.  you know why?  ’cause it doesn’t fucking matter.

every time facebook changes something, every god-damned time, people fucking lose their shit.  dollars to god-damned doughnuts says the people who are complaining now are the same people who complained seven months ago.  so, let me get this straight: you liked the old layout so much that you’re pissed that they changed it?  i thought you hated the old layout?  when they change it again months for now, will you be pissed again?  does this not imply that you will eventually like the new layout and maybe you should calm the fuck down?  no?  then you’re retarded.

so read the old post and just change the date.  and seriously, those of you creating groups like “bring back the old facebook” or “change it back or i’m leaving,” can take a dick.  no one cares, least of all anyone who works for facebook.  now if you’ll excuse me, facebook suggests i reconnect with my girlfriend’s cat.  apparently we had a falling out sometime since i last saw him this morning.

-srd